Kevin Smith is Coming to Town

For those of you who are unaware, Apart from directing, acting, writing and producing films, he is also one hell of story teller. In the days of olde, he would have been considered an outstanding bard. He has already done this three times:

1. An Evening With Kevin Smith
2. An Evening with Kevin Smith: Evening Harder
3. Sold Out: A Theevening with Kevin Smith

And now for his fourth appearance he come to The Roy Thompson Hall! Get your tickets now!

Here`s a sample from An Evening with Kevin Smith: Evening Harder

John Safran V The Mormons

Oh the irony!

Ann Coulter's jaw wired shut!

Page Six is reporting that right-wing agitator and controversy-seeker Ann Coulter's jaw is wired tightly shut.

I know, I know. If the report is true, It's almost as if our prayers have been answered.

Apparently it was broken, but by whom, no one seems to be sure. We could hazard a guess, but why throw roses yet.

The blogosphere is already aquiver over the idea of a forced Coulter Moment of Silence.

SOURCE: The Envelope (Complete Article)

H/T Michael B.

If you listen very carefully you can actually hear the planet's Bullshit-O-Metre dropping.

Steady Chicken Head

H/T: Darrell F.

Quoting... Richard Jeni

I'm a Catholic, the same way a cow born in a tree is a bird.
- Richard Jeni

Sign Win

see more pwn and owned pictures

Quantum of Bonds

Bond v. Bond

Quoting... Jean Kerr

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
- Jean Kerr

Don't Vote & Five Friends

The star studded voting public service announcements - really well done.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

"I can do anything... I was in a boy-band" - Priceless!

Prankin Palin

A couple of Quebec radio show hosts prank call "foreign policy expert" Sarah Palin.

Wassup Circa 2008

Time for Some Campaignin'

If Canada's political leaders were children

In time for the elections...

Flirting with a Westboro Church man

God Only SEEMS Nonexistent!

Now that my summer hiatus is over, I thought I would begin with this tongue in cheek video.

Unexpected performance

Came across this in my on line travels - very creative and effective.

Jesus & Mo - Plot

Here's the latest from Jesus & Mo. If the image is fuzzy, click the image for clarity.

This one just SEEPS with irony

And here's the cartoon that started it all.
Never got to see this until today.

Need An Breast Implant?

Free Breast Implants - Okay this is a new one. This site will find men to donate money to women who want a boob job. And here's a short news segment about it.

I Can't Think Of A Headline For This

I'm rendered completely speechless on this one.

[EDIT]

Thanks to Al who established that this is a hoax. I was debating whether or not to leave this here, but after he said:

So I suppose the funniest part of this whole ordeal would be that Faux News did a segment on something that doesn't even exist.

I chose to keep it.

Jesus & Mo - Piety

Here's the latest from Jesus & Mo. If the image is fuzzy, click the image for clarity.