Friday, 2 March 2007

FOX with more quality programming

Fox debuted a new show, "Are you smarter than a fifth grader?", a couple of nights ago hosted by Jeff Foxworthy. In this show contestants try to answer questions from the first to the fifth grade in varying subjects. Contestants are also given three opportunities to cheat, sort of like life lines.

They can "copy" a fifth grader's answer. They can "peek" at a fifth grader's answer and choose whether or not to use that answer. Finally they have a "save", whereby if they get an answer wrong and the fifth grader gets it right, they can be saved.


Out of morbid curiosity, I downloaded the show. I won't comment as the show will speak for itself.

Contestant One graduated UCLA with a 3.0 GPA

Question one: (worth $1000)
Subject: First Grade Social Studies
Question: In what month do we observe Columbus Day?
Contestant's Answer: September
Fifth Grader Answer: October
Actual Answer: October
Contestant was "save"d

Question two: (worth $2000)
Subject: First Grade Animal Science
Question: Polar bears typically feed on Pengiuns - True or False?
Contestant's Answer: True
Fifth Grader Answer: False
Actual Answer: False
Contestant "Peek"ed and chose fifth grader's answer
It was then pointed out that polar bears and penguins reside at opposite ends of the globe.

Question three: (worth $5000)
Subject: Fourth Grade Math
Question: If a triangle has an area of 16 square inches and a base of 8 inches, how long is it's height?
Contestant's Answer: 1 inch
Fifth Grader Answer: 4 inches
Actual Answer: 4 inches
Contestant "copy"ed [sic]

Question four: (worth $10,000)
Subject: Fourth Grade History
Question: Who was the first US President to be impeached?
Contestant's Answer: Took the money and ran, but guessed John Quincy Adams
Fifth Grader Answer: Andrew Johnson
Actual Answer: Andrew Johnson

And what was his major at UCLA? US HISTORY!!!


The contestant walked away with $5,000 without getting a single question right!!!

At this point I deleted the file out of fear that it would make my computer stupid.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

"At this point I deleted the file out of fear that it would make my computer stupid."

HAHA great line! Darrell and I watched some of it last night. I thought it was hilarious and I was also glad I wasn't a contestant on that show. Some of those questions were hard!

At any rate, Foxworthy had a great line last night. When he asked the contestant what he would do if he won the $1 million, the contestant said he'd take his wife on a shopping spree, put his kid through college. He also said he'd by the Lambourghini he always wanted and get it custom painted in a camoflauge. Without missing a beat foxworthy said:

"That's not even 'You might be a redneck' that's 'You ARE a redneck' Only a redneck would spend $250,000 on a car and paint it so noone could see it."

Brilliant!

2Shay said...

Heh heh, Now THAT'S funny! Even in the episode I watched, I was glad Foxworthy wasn't shy when taking jabs at the contestants.

And you're right some question were difficult, but I think that's because they were very American. I had trouble with the American based questions too as I grew up in another part of the world.