Bush declares Cold War over
Prague - US President George Bush declared on Tuesday that the Cold War has ended and Russia was "not our enemy" and should not be concerned about the extension of the US anti-missile shield in Europe.
"The Cold War is over. It ended. People in the Czech Republic do not have to choose between being friends of the US or friends of Russia. You can be both," Bush said during a joint press conference with Czech President Vaclav Klaus and Premier Mirek Topolanek.
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5 comments:
Beauty.
The Yankees won the war? What the heck am I supposed to do with all these slaves?
Obviously a poor attempt on Bush's part to declare victory in some war - ANY war.
The Yankees won the war? What the heck am I supposed to do with all these slaves?
That is the funNHIest thing I've heard!
Nhi... I almost peed - damn that was funny!
LOL
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