Quoting... Groucho Marx

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
-Groucho Marx

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
-Groucho Marx

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
-Groucho Marx

The one on politics is gold!